Several People Are Typing by Calvin Kasulke

Author:Calvin Kasulke [Kasulke, Calvin]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3, mobi
Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Published: 2021-08-30T00:00:00+00:00

#nyc-office

Louis C

Hi all, it appears the missus and I both caught the same stomach bug the twins had last week.

I’ll be WFH today as to spare you all my germs; as always, I’ll be online and reachable in the usual ways.

Appreciate your flexibility here.

kerolyn

feel better Louis!

Louis C

Thank you

kerolyn

actually I’m feeling under the weather too, so I’m also wfh today

think I caught that virus that’s been going around

I got the flu shot, I don’t deserve this

Louis C

Get well soon!

kerolyn

will be offline for an hour later to stop by my doc who miraculously had an opening

but otherwise reachable

Beverley

Feel better you guys!

pradeep

hey all, I’m also feeling not great

I have a slight fever

I think I got whatever Gerald has

gerald

I’m sick??

pradeep

probably some DayQuil will fix it but I’m gonna WFH just to be safe

gerald

I mean I’m obviously “WFH” also but I didn’t know I was sick??

kerolyn

how?

gerald

because I’m not in my body still?

Louis C

@pradeep have you and Gerald been hanging out after work this whole time?

pradeep

something like that

gerald

deepu please let me know if I’m okay

also that you’re okay

both

pradeep

:thumbsup:

DayQuil for everyone

lydia

So sorry everyone, but I also don’t think I can make it in today!!

rob

so this is going to sound fake, too

gerald

:dusty-stick:

rob

but I woke up and spat out a tooth earlier this morning

Beverley

omg

kerolyn

a *tooth*??

rob

yeah

it was pretty grim

lydia

It’s just, the howling has gotten *so loud*!!

Louis C

Which tooth?

rob

a big one

one of the main teeth

idk tooth names

pradeep

yikes

Beverley

:eyes:

rob

so I scheduled an emergency dentist appointment in a few hours, meaning I am also WFH today

lydia

at first it sounded like it was coming from outside and then I thought maybe just something was wrong with the phones, but now it’s everywhere??

rob

not sure how online I’m going to be this afternoon, depending on the cause of the tooth

pradeep

or lack of tooth

rob

precisely

lydia

and I don’t want to be a pest!!

because I know I keep bringing this up!!

the howling!!

but I went outside to get away from it but it seems like it’s following me??

everywhere?? I?? go???

Nikki

Get well soon, Rob!

rob

thank you

@lydia are you doing okay?

Beverley

Weirdly, I have a few previously scheduled appointments today

Figured I’d :thumbsup: them all at once, you know?

lydia

it’s like it’s coming from inside of me!!

like the echo from the constant howling is reverberating inside my rib cage??

but instead of getting softer and more distant it just grows louder and more like, present??

even though it feels like it’s coming from everywhere outside of me but also from within me at the same time??

you know that feeling??

like my skeletal structure is just an instrument for the howling to blast through and soon it’ll burst through sinew and bone and rupture my flesh beyond recognition??

Beverley

So I am also WFH except when I’m offline from 2-4:30!

lydia

so I don’t think I can make it in today!!

rob

wow

I mean, dang

@lydia do you need to go to urgent care or something

kerolyn

???

rob

sounds serious

tripp

lol

lydia

it’s like

I am become the howling is become me!!

you know!!

tripp

am I the only one :thumbsup: in the office today

*again*

Nikki

Sorry I’m coming in so late with this @here

But Jibjab is having really bad joint problems and I really need to take him to the vet.

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